THE BEST LEGAL CHRISTMAS MUSIC 2017 CONTEST: RAISING MONEY FOR THE BILLABLE HOUR

5 Responses

1. 

   Sean · December 5, 2017 at 09:09:48 · →

   Last Case Management Conference, you approved my Costs Budget,
   But the very next day, I exceeded it anyway.

2. 

   Sean · December 6, 2017 at 07:11:57 · →

   Expanding my previous entry …

   Last Case Management Conference, you approved my Costs Budget,
   But the very next day, I exceeded it anyway.

   This year to save me from tears,

   I am going to change profession.

3. 

   Sean · December 6, 2017 at 07:13:14 · →

   Happy Xmas (Standard Basis Costs is over)

4. 

   Charles Bagot · December 18, 2017 at 17:50:33 · →

   I’m dreaming of a White Book Christmas
   Just like the ones Lord Denning knew
   Where the Hightrees glisten
   And Judges listen
   To hear submissions in the snow

   I’m dreaming of a White Book Christmas
   With every skeleton I write
   May your judgments be upheld and right
   And may all your listings be High Court.

5. 

   Lucy Mills · December 22, 2017 at 00:40:23 · →

   Dashing through the office,
   It’s nearly Christmas time,
   Excited for a break
   With lots of cheese and wine,

   Friday afternoon,
   Get a Part 18 from D,
   Stressing out completely,
   I’m on annual leave next week…

   Jingle bells, jingle bells,
   Oh no, not for me,
   I’ll be chained to my laptop
   For three more months at least,

   Jingle bells, jingle bells,
   Ha ha not a chance,
   Not while I am still doing
   The litigation dance.

   Dashing through the house,
   Now on annual leave,
   But D’s up to its tricks,
   Part 36 on Christmas Eve,

   Digging out the laptop,
   To draft some ITC,
   Get them out to Counsel,
   No rest for them or me…

   Jingle bells, jingle bells,
   Oh no, not for me,
   Litigation doesn’t care
   That I’m on annual leave,

   Jingle bells, jingle bells,
   Will have to wait you see,
   As a lawyer, it’s the
   Litigation life for me.

   Festive fun is calling,
   But lots to finish first,
   When it comes having breaks,
   We lawyers are the worst,

   Now it’s Christmas Day,
   The day I love the best
   I really, really love my job,
   But so glad of a rest…

   Jingle bells, jingle bells
   Put the laptop down,
   Lots of food and alcohol
   And family all around,

   Jingle bells, jingle bells,
   Put the phone on mute,
   Merry Christmas you hard working lawyers,
   All of you I salute!

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