REVIEW OF CIVIL PROCEDURE IN 2020 1: THE OPENING LINES OF JUDGMENTS: DUNNYS, UNICORNS, A REQUIEM, BUTT SHAKING AND INSECTS: HOW BEST TO SUM UP AN UNUSUAL YEAR

This year has been a boom year for the "opening lines of a judgment" contest.  The search has gone international and these opening lines tell us much about the legal world, and life, in 2020.  There are so many good ones I have not declared a winner.

 
 
 
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